Mole Heene was a very grounded child. Always knowing that he belonged to the Earth, and to no one else. Mole excelled in geography and gardening as a very young boy, and constantly read "The Journey to the Centre of the Earth," his favorite book. Mole gained a small amount of notoriety when he supposedly "took his father's shovel and began his extravagant voyage into the ground, where he was born to live."An underground search occured to find young Mole, but to no avail. Could this underground miner be faster than authorities? Could this young adventure ridden lad really live up to his name sake and breath in the ground dirt to only emerge in order to steal the occassional farmer's vegetable?
Turns out no. He was just sitting in the backyard playing with his toys. His parents lost a shovel and called CNN with the story without looking out back.
But could it be an elaborate stunt? Could it just be awful parenting? We will never know. Unless the answer lies underground, and then we know who to turn to to find it.
MOLE HEENE!
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