Squid Heene is the oldest, and slipperiest of all the Heenes. Hence why there is no photo... it was just too hard to nail him down. His sea legs kept him far away from our investigative crew.
Squid, known as Calamari to his friends, was always looking to the cleansing power of water to get him going. He loved taking baths as a young child, had an obsession with ink pens and it was rumored that he had ten legs at one time. But this seaworthy child, after a natural water birth, knew that his destiny was the wild adventurous sea.
Squid gained mild notoriety when he stole a submarine and took it for a test drive. The US Army finally found the errant Sub and discovered that there was no one in it... just that it seemed to have gotten let loose by a storm chaser... they know this because there were storm chasing maps near the controls.
Immediately after the sub left, a call from Father Heene, a storm chaser, reached the media telling them that his sea ridden son Squid had stolen a submarine, and that it should be reported on. A few reporters took the juicy bait... but couldn't find Squid anywhere.
Turns out he was just sitting at home watching T.V. The parents apparently didn't see him sitting on the couch in the same room they called CNN from. They still adamantly defend that this was not staged.
But Squid knows that one day... one day he will take to the sea... if his friends stop beating him up for being named Squid.
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